2011年9月1日星期四

10 Ways to Hate World of Warcraft




10 Ways to Hate World of Warcraft - Computers


I love World of Warcraft, I probably love it and play it a tiny too much, but every daytime I discern people ruining their own and others love of the game.

If you want to hate WoW also, here's 10 things you tin do to hate it, and rapid.

1. Forget about the fable line back WoW. Just accept quests, search for it online, and then find out where you have to go. Kill the giants or complete the objectives as fast as humanly likely and push onto the afterward search. You don't care about the entirely fleshed out and enjoyable fantasy globe, anyway.

2. Min/Max every and every thing about your game. Got a holy paladin? Better change to retribution. Got a resto shaman? Better go for extension or elemental.

Got 11 points in weapon when you could get 2 extra dps along changing to fury? You better alteration... who attentions that you love the arms tree?

Or possibly you like the Tuskarr, but the quests web you little experience and won't level you rapid. Better quest somewhere (who cares about that awesome fishing rod you get at exalted).

3. Don't make friends. Everyone that plays WoW is probably some weird and peculiar person who doesn't have a job and lives with their mother and father.

You're alter whereas, right?

4. Don't combine a guild alternatively anything. They're probably even aggravate than the human from point 3. You wouldn't want to talk with and civilize with people anyway, right? You're better than them.

5. Shout obscenities and degrade people every chance you get.

Its beautiful obvious to you that if everyone did asset your way, then WoW would actually be enjoyable... particularly in PvP. Boy... if those scrubs were as good as you, then you'd have won this battleground, right?

The best thing to do is to hurrah at the altitude of your lungs about what "Nubs" and "scrubs" everyone is but yourself. That'll make you feel better.

6. Use awesome "leet talk" at every opportunity. Tell people they're "fail", or that the team is "fail", or that the aggression is "fail". Quit the group/raid/battleground at the premier sign of trouble. People never win unless they do it 100% correctly the first period. That's your motto.

Quit early, discontinue often, and tell people they fail before you do so that your own ego is kept intact.

7. Nobody truly deserves gear for much for you do, and your class namely less leet than everybody elses, so make sure you ninja (embezzle) loot by every opportunity you get.

You deserve it anyway, and those "fail scrubs" weren't doing anywhere near the dps you were so its ok.

8. Don't help anybody, and never response answers you know the answer to. They probably wouldn't help you in return, and except, they should probably disburse you gold for the benefit of your "leet" info.

The best way to win in WoW is to work it solo and horde your info so as to remain the sole adept.

9. Keep rolling current personas based on the "savor of the month" class. Just keep one eye ashore the forums and commerce outlet for people whinging about which class is over powered, then roll an.

You'll hate playing classes which don't amuse you, yet at least you can play a class which ambition make you feel lusty and mighty as you "faceroll" always those "scrubs". That's all namely really materials anyway.

10. Just play WoW. Never play other games, never do anything else. Getting best in slot items for every piece of equipment will make you merry. Socializing with real friends and spending time with your other half is a far cry from as essential as getting your "epic" fulfilment or doing tribute runs in ToGC.

If you meditation you're maybe playing a little too much WoW, and would like to fade away on your hours, attempt emulating a few of these rules, and I'm decisive you'll hate it before too long.

On the other hand, if you'd like to keep enjoying WoW, feel free to immerse yourself in the game, be friendly to others, and equitable get a good knowing of what it is YOU favor about WoW.


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